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Colum Sands
Talking to the wall Year: 2007
Album: LIVE IN CONCERT
Song: The mule song
Words Trad. Additional Words Packie Manus Byrne
Music Colum Sands, Elm Grove Music
Colum Sands: Vocals, guitar

Oh my name is Jack the Carter and I work around the town
I have a strong and sturdy mule to pull my cart around
But speaking from experience a tale I'll tell to you
Never stand behind a mule for it's a dangerous thing to do

For on mules you'll find two feet behind and two you'll before
You stand behind before you find what the feet behind be for
If you're behind the feet behind you'll find what they be for
So stand before the feet behind and behind the feet before

Now a mule it is an animal of very low degree
It doesn't have a single branch upon its family tree
It's clever and it's stubborn and that is all because
Its mother was a donkey and its father was a horse

One day in Newry market I was loading up some hay
When a policeman said hey! Move your cart, your ass is in the way!
The mule stretched out its nimble leg and kicked him on the bum
And he landed in the gutter on his way to kingdom come.

And to conclude and finish now my song comes to an end
In spite of many tragedies that mule is still my friend
But I must admit that o'er the years he's kicked me once or twice
So I'll finish as I started with a piece of sound advice,.